Marital Relations

I went to work late because I snogged my husband.

I emailed work and said I would be late because I was in a car accident and my husband had to assess the damages and I needed to call insurance.

They don't need to know the accident happened the night prior.

So the hair was touseled in a "I had sex" way, and my outfit was hastily chosen.

I wore the same thing I wore to brunch on Sunday. It was clean....

I hate it when I don't wear eye makeup and people say "you look tired" or "have you been crying?" But I guess this is why women do wear makeup - it really does make us look better!