Emerson Funnies

Me: I didn’t go to work today.
Em: Why?
Me: I had a bad headache and need a nap (damn migraines)
Em: I’m going back to work, work, work. I’m going back to work… nah I don’t think so! (themesong)

K: Emerson, go back up in your room, put your pajamas in your hamper and turn off your light.
Em: Daddy, why you gotta be so fricken?
K: What does fricken mean?
Em: Something not nice because Mommy says it when she hurts her toe.

Em: Mommy can you play Cinderella with me? I’ll be Cinderella, you be Drizella
Me: The evil stepsister?
Em: I don’t think she’s evil, her mommy just doesn’t understand her.

Em: Are you going to take a picture for your blog?
Me: Yep, do you want to be in any of the pictures?
Em: No thank you, we’ll clash.

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  • Val

    “…her mommy just doesn’t understand her.” Love it! Kid’s got mad style AND mad smarts. Happy weekend, you guys.

  • http://stylecassentials.blogspot.com/ Cassandra Westfall

    What a smart little cookie! Thanks for sharing!

    Cassie
    http://stylecassentials.blogspot.com

  • Mon

    Haha last one might be my favorite. What a cute kid!

  • crtfly

    I have been thinking that perhaps Em will care to pursue a career in the fashion industry. Now I’m thinking entertainment industry as a stand-up comic. If she comes up with lines that clever at her age, just imagine what she will be able to do in 10-20 years.

    Chris

  • Hayley

    Hahaha fricken.

  • Anna

    Hilarious! “We’ll clash” — the apple has fallen right at the base of the tree, hasn’t it?

  • summer

    This is great! adorable!

  • Sarah7500

    I laughed so hard I think I peed a little. “We’ll clash.” Oh, how in the world did you keep a straight face?

  • http://www.99boxesofshoes.blogspot.com/ Kamola X

    Omg she is adorable! Awesome post, hope this becomes a recurring thing!! :)

  • Pilar

    “No, thank you, we’ll clash.” LOLOLOLOL. So, so perfect!

  • http://www.frumpyhausfrau.blogspot.com/ Melissa Gier

    Oh, that Emerson! Such a cutie…thanks for sharing!

  • Cynthia Washburn

    Oh my gosh – I LOVE Emerison – she’s such a cutie and has such a great personality.

  • http://www.wardrobeoxygen.com/ Allie at Wardrobe Oxygen

    Try as I may to dissuade her, Emerson has a passion for fashion!

  • http://www.wardrobeoxygen.com/ Allie at Wardrobe Oxygen

    I often hear, I NOT FUNNY MOMMY! I VERY SERIOUS! We try to keep a straight face, I swear we do but it’s sometimes very hard to do so!

  • http://www.thriftstoremama.com/ Thrift Store Mama

    What a great sense of humor and wit !

  • http://www.pichandroor.blogspot.com Waverly

    OMGGGG I’m dying she is too much & too cute!

  • http://wellgroomedhippie.blogspot.com/ Deanna

    Ha! So cute.