Emerson Funnies


Me: I didn’t go to work today.
Em: Why?
Me: I had a bad headache and need a nap (damn migraines)
Em: I’m going back to work, work, work. I’m going back to work… nah I don’t think so! (themesong)

K: Emerson, go back up in your room, put your pajamas in your hamper and turn off your light.
Em: Daddy, why you gotta be so fricken?
K: What does fricken mean?
Em: Something not nice because Mommy says it when she hurts her toe.

Em: Mommy can you play Cinderella with me? I’ll be Cinderella, you be Drizella
Me: The evil stepsister?
Em: I don’t think she’s evil, her mommy just doesn’t understand her.

Em: Are you going to take a picture for your blog?
Me: Yep, do you want to be in any of the pictures?
Em: No thank you, we'll clash.

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  • Deanna August 29, 2013

    Ha! So cute.

  • Waverly August 28, 2013

    OMGGGG I’m dying she is too much & too cute!

  • Thrift Store Mama August 27, 2013

    What a great sense of humor and wit !

  • Cynthia Washburn August 26, 2013

    Oh my gosh – I LOVE Emerison – she’s such a cutie and has such a great personality.

  • Melissa Gier August 26, 2013

    Oh, that Emerson! Such a cutie…thanks for sharing!

  • Pilar August 26, 2013

    “No, thank you, we’ll clash.” LOLOLOLOL. So, so perfect!

  • Kamola X August 25, 2013

    Omg she is adorable! Awesome post, hope this becomes a recurring thing!! 🙂

  • Sarah7500 August 25, 2013

    I laughed so hard I think I peed a little. “We’ll clash.” Oh, how in the world did you keep a straight face?

    • Allie at Wardrobe Oxygen August 27, 2013

      I often hear, I NOT FUNNY MOMMY! I VERY SERIOUS! We try to keep a straight face, I swear we do but it’s sometimes very hard to do so!

  • summer August 25, 2013

    This is great! adorable!

  • Anna August 25, 2013

    Hilarious! “We’ll clash” — the apple has fallen right at the base of the tree, hasn’t it?

  • Hayley August 25, 2013

    Hahaha fricken.

  • crtfly August 24, 2013

    I have been thinking that perhaps Em will care to pursue a career in the fashion industry. Now I’m thinking entertainment industry as a stand-up comic. If she comes up with lines that clever at her age, just imagine what she will be able to do in 10-20 years.


  • Mon August 24, 2013

    Haha last one might be my favorite. What a cute kid!

  • Cassandra Westfall August 24, 2013

    What a smart little cookie! Thanks for sharing!


  • Val August 24, 2013

    “…her mommy just doesn’t understand her.” Love it! Kid’s got mad style AND mad smarts. Happy weekend, you guys.

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